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ARTICLES FOR SALE 5TH JULY 2008

GOLFERS buy new Mizunos (from £439) get free new MP-T wedge or buy used Mizunos (from £129) get new MP-T wedge half-price, also in our used section we have a fantastic selection of clubs, some 1 round only, you can save bundles on the new price and the Carnoustie Golf Shop, 122 High Street, 01241 857951 will take trade-ins, Davbazdazanfraz are your kind of people, happy, helpful, honest, hardworking, a bit like MP’s really. Heard a good one this week, 'Gordon Brown, unpopular, well, all I can say if he became an undertaker people would stop dying.'

ARTICLES FOR SALE 28TH JUNE 2008

GOLFERS we've 3 used Titleist 907 D2 drivers (incl. left hand) at £99 ea., 755 irons £249, Redex putters £79, Vokey spin mills £49 and the best selection of used Callaway, Mizuno, Ping and Taylormade irons and woods in the area. The Carnoustie Golf Shop, 01241 857951, where service counts especially if you are rich. Dogs,  children, are discouraged (unless they're owned by a rich person) along with supporters of Wendy Alexander and Germany's soccer team. Visit us www.hi-toffsbyetinks  

ARTICLES FOR SALE 21ST JUNE 2008

GOLFERS, we’ve mair drivers than Stagecoach so prices are lower than a forky’s bum, from Ping Rapture £149, G5 £79, Callaway FTi (square) £189, Hyper X £139, Titleist D2 £129, Mizuno MX560 £110, MP600 £199, Cobra F Speed LD £139, Taylormade R7 CGB MAX £189, Burner £149. Fraz is back fae the Balearaches wi’ a bad tan, a tattoo, nae voice and a course o’ antibiotics...oh to be 19 again! The Carnoustie Golf Shop, 01241 857951.

ARTICLES FOR SALE 14TH JUNE 2008

GOLFERS, at 122 High Street, 01241 857951, we have the best,cheapest selection of used refurbished Mizunos, Callaways, Pings, Titleist and Taylormade equipment e.g. MP 30’s £179, Ping G2's £255, FTi square driver £199 and we’ll take your quality gear as trade-ins plus we’ve brand new Pings for £269 and X18’s £325. Text fae Fraz n Myorka, ‘Haen a bra time, met a rich Fintry wummin, bot me a pint cos got her wig oot the pool. Mite bide here as her toyboy, whit size o’ battery is it fir a mobility scooter?’

ARTICLES FOR SALE 7TH JUNE 2008

GOLFERS! The Carnoustie Golf Shop (01241 857951) is at it again with offers that make us the best in the business, £30 guaranteed trade-in value for your old wedge (no matter what make or condition) when you buy a brand new Mizuno MP-T Black Ni wedge (51,53,56,58,60), Titleist SX-76 stand bags £39, superb condition Titleist D2 drivers from £119, Scotty Cameron putters start at £69, brand new Callaway irons 3-sw £325, new Ping S59 irons 3-pw £259. Fraz is awa tae Magaloof for the 2nd heat o’ Mr Universe, he got thru’ the 1st roond beatin’ a high quality field o’ notts fae Friockheim! Tune in to Sky's Bigpecks and Weedoups to see how he gets on.